USC
• Jr
• 6’1″
/ 215 lbs
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OK … someone has to take Caleb Williams. And the only things I could come up with would be the Cardinals trading up to No. 1 and sending Chicago Kyler Murray or the Packers trading up to No. 1 and giving up Jordan Love. But none of those are actually realistic. Congrats Bears fans, you are untrollable for the next several months and maybe much longer if Williams is actually as good as advertised.
Michigan
• Jr
• 6’3″
/ 202 lbs
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There was legitimate buzz about McCarthy going second overall, based largely on the premise he’s a higher-end version of Brock Purdy, who Commanders GM Adam Peters helped acquire in San Francisco.
Ohio State
• Jr
• 6’4″
/ 205 lbs
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There’s nothing wrong with grabbing a generational WR talent but passing on both Jayden Daniels and Drake Maye would make people pretty mad.
North Carolina
• Soph
• 6’4″
/ 230 lbs
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This might be enjoyable for Giants fans but unfortunately in this case they gave up a future first-round draft pick to move just two spots up and grab another ACC quarterback, with multiple quarterbacks sitting there ahead of them at No. 6.
Notre Dame
• Jr
• 6’7″
/ 322 lbs
If the Chargers stand pat and don’t take one of the top wide receivers here, you can expect their fans to be pretty upset.
Florida State
• Jr
• 6’4″
/ 260 lbs
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The entire world has penciled the Cardinals in for a wide receiver and that’s fair, but they still need a ton of help on defense and could decide to address WR in the second round if they miss on MHJ.
LSU
• Sr
• 6’4″
/ 210 lbs
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The Titans have hyped up Will Levis a lot this offseason but he’s a second-round pick. There’s no guarantee a new coaching regime wouldn’t draft over him if the reigning Heisman Trophy winner fell in their laps.
LSU
• Jr
• 6’0″
/ 200 lbs
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The Falcons have Drake London and signed Darnell Mooney but they could arguably still use help and depth and top-tier talent at WR if they believe in these prospects.
Texas
• Jr
• 6’1″
/ 308 lbs
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It’s kind of difficult to troll the Bears, but passing on Rome Odunze to pair with Caleb Williams or grabbing an OL to protect the QB at nine is probably the closest thing.
Alabama
• Jr
• 6’4″
/ 252 lbs
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The Jets adding another pass rusher wouldn’t even be that shocking for this regime but people (aka Aaron Rodgers and all Jets fans) might not be thrilled!
Washington
• Jr
• 6’3″
/ 215 lbs
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Anytime you can get another weapon for SAM DARNOLD you HAVE TO DO IT.
Washington
• Sr
• 6’3″
/ 213 lbs
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The Broncos NEED a quarterback but taking Penix here would qualify as a reach and probably rile up some Denver fans.
Georgia
• Jr
• 6’4″
/ 240 lbs
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Nothing wrong with Bowers! But it has to feel like a luxury pick for the Raiders here.
UCLA
• Sr
• 6’5″
/ 265 lbs
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Again, nothing wrong with the player but the Saints not improving the offensive line in this draft would be a pretty aggressive mistake.
Alabama
• Jr
• 6’6″
/ 360 lbs
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Hey buddy that offensive line is getting older in Indy.
NC State
• Sr
• 6’4″
/ 238 lbs
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Seahawks fans badly want linebacking help?!?! You got linebacking help!!!! (I actually think this is a sneaky real-life option for Thursday, fwiw.)
Penn State
• Jr
• 6’3″
/ 254 lbs
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Jags fans really want a wide receiver but they’re probably more likely to be disappointed in Round 1 based on Trent Baalke’s history in the NFL Draft.
LSU
• Jr
• 6’4″
/ 205 lbs
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This might end up being a legit/good pick but Bengals fans can’t be thrilled about simply “drafting Tee Higgins replacement” a la Jessie Bates.
Texas
• Jr
• 6’4″
/ 196 lbs
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With Thomas coming off the board, David Tepper panics and trades both of his second-round picks to the Rams to move up into the first round and guarantee he gets a wide receiver. So the Rams still haven’t used a first-round pick since 2016 (Jared Goff!) and Carolina is giving up tons of draft picks to get the back end of a wide receiver run. EVERYONE LOSES!
Toledo
• Jr
• 6’0″
/ 196 lbs
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The most troll thing would be taking a QB, but I don’t think they’ll realistically do that in the first round … this is actually a pretty good pick maybe? Sometimes you run out of troll steam halfway through the troll draft.
Texas
• Jr
• 6’1″
/ 172 lbs
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Dolphins fans probably wouldn’t be thrilled with the team adding MORE TINY SPEED at wide receiver.
Georgia
• Jr
• 6’7″
/ 340 lbs
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This might be a realistic pick! Howie Roseman drafting a Georgia player to eventually replace Lane Johnson?!
Clemson
• Jr
• 6’2″
/ 185 lbs
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Vikings fans would lose their MIND if they stood pat and went WR and CB in this draft after expecting a massive move up to get a QB.
Oregon
• Sr
• 6’2″
/ 217 lbs
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Jerry Jones is ALL IN … on leveraging Dak Prescott in contract negotiations next year.
Western Kentucky
• Jr
• 5’11”
/ 210 lbs
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Packers fans probably believe they’re set at WR and even if this is a pick they don’t hate, it always manages to troll Aaron Rodgers! (Twice this draft, sorry Aaron.)
Washington
• Jr
• 6’4″
/ 317 lbs
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A very good player in a spot where maybe the Bucs don’t need him? IDK
Alabama
• Soph
• 6’0″
/ 196 lbs
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The Cardinals coming out of the first round with two defensive players would be objectively hilarious.
Oregon State
• Jr
• 6’6″
/ 334 lbs
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A very good player … but not a wide receiver!!! Bills fans would be apoplectic.
Oklahoma
• Jr
• 6’7″
/ 328 lbs
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The Lions are grabbing an offensive lineman for the future guys.
Alabama
• Jr
• 6’1″
/ 195 lbs
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An Alabama prospect who doesn’t help the offensive line or get Lamar Jackson another weapon.
Georgia
• Jr
• 6’0″
/ 185 lbs
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I love the idea of Ladd on a Kyle Shanahan team but it’s probably extraneous!
Iowa
• Jr
• 6’1″
/ 207 lbs
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Another fan base that would be fairly miffed without a WR being selected in the first round.